Hello, old friend.

Oh, today there's going to be some funny stories, but also...

It is like a circus.

This episode is a circus.

You're going to hear fights in real time, and it's pretty funny.

You'll enjoy it, but just don't listen around your kids.

It gets all dirty.

Have kids, they said.

You have been warned.

What's your name?

Who am I?

Daddy. Daddy. So my favorite thing is this.

So my favorite thing is this, and I have a question, because I don't know what it was.

Hello, by the way.

Oh, hello.

But your kids just came into the studio for two seconds.

Yeah.

And you went, oh, you don't like that? Like, it's gross. Almost. And I didn't see, but you put your hand out. Like they had, like, like, Benny or Emmy had eaten something and, like, didn't like it, shoot it up and spit it in your hand. Is that what happened? They gave me, like, leftover of something. Oh, okay. And I just, I just ate it. But I just love when they do that. It's like, this is not good here. Here. Take it. My favorite thing is, you know, Lenny from the block is a preschool teacher. And her, like, like obviously she has like stories like a nauseam. Her favorite story and mine is too. She was working with like, I don't know, like two, three year olds one year. And they were pretending to like be at the grocery store and checking out. And some kid always had his finger in his nose like up to his brain. And she'd always be like, you know, so and so stop. Like I say, like, you know, Markey, stop.

Come on.

One day, he came up to her and he pulled the biggest booger ever out of his nose and put his finger in her face and went, here, this is for you.

But like the most loving, like he really thought that he was giving her like a sweet, sweet thing.

No, Markey, no.

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