Pegged By the Polar Express

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on the best places to find wholesome hoes, how MILF's be knowing, and how Michael got extremely frustrated at a cell phone salesman. They also hear from a listener who had a long road trip and decide that the T-Mobile Sidekick was the most fuckboi phone of all time.

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0:00.0	Patreon family, how are we?
0:02.4	How's morale?
0:03.2	How are we doing?
0:04.0	Did you enjoy the episode of my father?
0:05.5	Maybe, maybe not, maybe so?
0:07.4	They did.
0:08.2	It's up on Wednesday, it's out.
0:09.3	Out right now.
0:10.2	How'd no idea my dad was an ass guy.
0:12.3	How did you not know?
0:14.3	I've never seen him have sex.
0:15.6	Really?
0:16.4	You ever smells breath?
0:17.3	It smells like ass.
0:19.9	You're right.
0:20.8	We cut that or?
0:21.6	No, no, no.
0:22.4	It's Patreon baby for a reason, dog.
0:24.4	No, he was like, I mean, I've met him a bunch of times
0:27.7	to the Swedish men in the world,
0:28.5	but getting to sit down and talk to him
0:30.2	and having him be so open was awesome.
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