Pee Spree

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2025

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 18, 2025: Stealing from a dead man. Easter eggs in your grandma's vibrator drawer. Everything you wanna know about the longest minute of your life.

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0:00.0	Well, there's my beautiful podcast, people. Everybody good? All right, great to hear.
0:04.0	Thanks as always for listening to the podcast, and of course, thanks to our friends at standard
0:07.6	heating and air conditioning for making it all possible. Can we believe it's April already?
0:11.9	And like the old saying goes, April showers brings gross, disgusting humidity in heat in May.
0:17.3	Beat the heat and the summer rush. Have standard heating and air conditioning out to work on that
0:21.5	AC soon. April is the best month to get your air conditioning wrenched on before the huge summer
0:26.2	rush starts. So get on that today. Go to standardheating.com and schedule that AC tune up. Thanks for
0:31.5	listening. We love you podcasters. Enjoy the show. The 93x-Hap-assed morning show.
0:37.8	93 air.
0:40.9	You know, I'm excited.
0:41.7	Easter's this Sunday.
0:42.6	Anyone excited about Easter?
0:43.5	We've been married four years.
0:45.0	We've only fought one time in our entire life.
0:48.0	And that was at Easter last year.
0:50.1	But that was my fault because I hold my farts in for Lent.
0:53.6	Like the only thing that makes me realize that Easter comes along
0:56.0	is that the Cadbury Cream Egg rears its ugly head, yet again.
0:59.0	Those things are disgusting.
1:01.0	That's the worst thing you can have in your mouth besides like a hobo's thumb.
1:04.0	It's so gross.
1:06.0	Like, I don't know how that got pitched. There have to be, like, candy executives that pitch candy.
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