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Perez Perez.

Perez.

Perez Hilton.

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He is Perez. How are you? I am very happy to be home.

I was in Miami for eight days. I'm also very happy because our live podcast show in Los Angeles is this Saturday and we're almost fully sold out.

I think there's literally like two tickets left. So if you really want to come you can get your tickets on the

comedy store's website this Saturday but I had a few people message me saying

they weren't able to get meet and greet passes and they were

bummed if you weren't able to get meet and greet passes we're doing a show in

Vegas make it a weekend come see us in Las Vegas at the end of this month Saturday April 27th

The tickets and info for that show are at Perez Tour.com. Yeah, I'm just happy to be back and happy to get in my routine again.

I was watching your feed, it exhausts me, you know.

I see you doing all these things.

I'm like, he loves this, this I know but it just makes me

tired no I love you're right I make myself tired I was so tired this morning

when I will actually for like the first few hours sometime I don't know if this happens to you, but when you're so tired, your eyes just water, like you're, you feel like you're crying all the time, like you're just crying. I was that tired.

Yeah. But I still made it to the gym and I'm actually really proud of myself because I made it to the gym every single day in Miami.

Wow, look at you, good for you. You better have for all the crap I witnessed you stuff into your mouth for that whole week.

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