Thank you for listening to this Podcast One production.

Available on Apple Podcasts and Podcast One. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the belly room inside the comedy store here in Hollywood, California.

Here is the PHP live with Perez. Comedy Store here in Hollywood, California.

Here is the PHP Live with Perez Hilton and Chris Booker. I'll give you all a hundred guesses where he is.

I'm glad I chose a

I'm glad I chose a long song because I didn't know we were starting so punctually and oh my

God the music's playing I have to go pee. Is my zipper up?

It is, okay.

Are you set?

I'm good.

All right here we go.

Hey everybody, welcome to the PhD on Booker.

He's Perez.

What's doing?

Thank you to everybody who showed up today.

I'm so happy to be at the world famous comedy store iconic,

and I'm extra happy that we're in this room because I didn't know until getting here that this room were in the belly room was created in the 70s by Mitsy Shore who ran the comedy store until she passed away

and it was created for female comics to give them a safe space.

So it's so fitting that we are in this room tonight.

Nothing feels safe about this room for the record,

for the people listening.

It is basically a dungeon. I love a dungeon. I'm not

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