You know, people in 2024 have gotten soft and sensitive and being a boss in 2024 is a nightmare.

And I'll give you an example. Like me as the boss, if I made it a mandatory company policy

that you have to naked sauna with me and your coworkers, some people now are going to say that's

inappropriate. That feels like it should be illegal. When in reality, I'm just trying to set up

my employees for success.

And at this point, if you're going, Phil, you sound like a crazy person.

Well, boy, did I get you, Final Fantasy, Heart of Darkness,

The Tourist, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, which is kind of a strange edition at the end, but whatever.

But rather, because the company's creative director, Yassik, Pierkowski, he had, we'll call it, a very

eye-catching back and forth with a narrative designer and writer on LinkedIn. See, because he

offered her a potential job to which she replies, hey, you must not remember we've actually already spoken before explaining.

From what you said, you considered naked sauna sessions a part of work responsibilities in your studio.

I told you, that's a deal breaker for me, and we've called it a day.

And understandably, a lot of people saw that and they were like, excuse me, what the fuck?

Mandatory naked sauna sessions? Okay, Harvey Weinstein? But, well, as it turns out,

the game's main character will be a sauna master and will be in charge of performing in various

saunas. Right, that's according to a help wanted ad for the studio, which explains that

attending the sauna sessions is, quote, not negotiable because the entire team needs to understand

the product. And as Pierskowski noted elsewhere, certain saunas are so humid that your towel just get drenched in seconds, which could lead to a fungal infection.

And so for those, he says that you should be naked with nudity optional for the dry ones.

And with all this, when he was pressed on LinkedIn, he defended himself saying,

My narrative girls had to go to sauna with me to come up with amazing script for proof of concept. Technically, it's possible to do it without it, but I absolutely adore the

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