PDS 4.6 I'm Selling Tickets To My Funeral For $42! (Deleting Soon)
The Philip DeFranco Show
philip defranco
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ποΈ 6 April 2022
β±οΈ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Does nothing sacred anymore? |
| 0:01.6 | Screw it, I'm going to sell tickets to my funeral for $42. |
| 0:04.7 | And screw the Ace family raffling off a chance to go to their wedding. |
| 0:07.3 | One lucky ticket holder gets to take my body home. |
| 0:09.6 | And if you're wondering what's got me all worked up, |
| 0:11.7 | welcome back to the Philip DeFranco show. |
| 0:13.2 | Buckle up, hit that like button. |
| 0:14.6 | Let's just jump into it. |
| 0:15.5 | So do you all remember when Snoop Dog and Dr. Dre |
| 0:17.7 | that rolled out that two-pock hologram at Coachella? |
| 0:19.8 | Well, many were like, wow, that's wild, that's amazing. |
| 0:21.9 | I love the technology, you |
| 0:23.2 | had a number of people going, it feels wrong. |
| 0:25.2 | Right, kind of seeing it like digging up Tupac's body, proppeted on stage, doing a |
| 0:28.6 | little weekend at Bernie's action all for profit. |
| 0:30.9 | And then apparently someone heard that argument and they were like write that down write that down because that is exactly what happened to the recently deceased or rather the embalmed corpse of a dead rapper known as Goonu and y'all I mean there is video this on the internet. I don't think I can show it in this video. |
| 0:44.0 | But then you can see this corpse on stage at a nightclub in DC wearing a sweatshirt and jeans with a crown on his head. There's pyrotechnics going off. |
| 0:50.8 | Which if that wasn't weird enough in the audience you have a lot of |
| 0:53.0 | dancing going on either they don't realize what's happening or they don't care |
| 0:56.2 | though understandably there is some just standing there stone face because there's a dead |
| 1:00.0 | fucking body in front of them and understand it's not like someone just randomly rolled his body there. |
| 1:04.8 | Tickets went on sale for $40 a pop for what was billed as the final show. |
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