The Bert show.

So I got one to run by you guys and I'm going to paraphrase moving on a conversation

that I've been having with a Bert show father now for the last couple of weeks.

He wants to pay a teen girl to go out with his teen son.

I hear me out for just one second. So again, I want to mix up enough of the

details to where they can't be identified, but it goes something like this. So he

reached out to me because he's heard me talk about my now

21 year old son who's at SCAD. My son is an introvert. He'd rather be in the

house. He would rather be watching anime. He doesn't interact a lot with

Girls or boys really he's just a real introvert right he's got his core group of friends but outside of that he didn't really socialize very much

So this dad is like hey I have a I have a kid the same as you do.

And here is my concern, because he's about to go to college,

and he has never gone on a date with a girl.

And he's like, I'm not even sure he's had many interactions with girls before.

So his thought was when his kid has been around at work functions with his dad and his mom, there's a teen girl

that is a daughter of somebody in the office also, and they do seem to hit it off when they're

with each other.

His question was can I ask a coworker if it would be okay if I would pay his daughter just to go on a date with my son.

Now, she can never bring this up to my son, but I just want him to have some kind of interaction and go on a date

before he goes to college. Would that be completely immoral? Should I do it or not? It's not immoral, it's just a bad idea because there's no

way that's going to remain a secret. And then for me it's like the risk

versus the reward and the risk is too high because if he does

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