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Lightweights Podcast

Paying $10,000 To Tattoo My Face On Him

Lightweights Podcast

Joe Vulpis

Society & Culture, Education, Hobbies, Music Commentary, Music Interviews, Relationships, Leisure, Health & Fitness, Self-improvement, Music, Fitness

4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

We have another tattoo offer, breastfeeding in public, missing a flight, and the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.


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0:00.0

What's up hot boys it's Joe. That's my best friend Ilia. That's right best friend

0:07.1

What do you want to talk about today? I have nothing me either really? Yeah, should we just?

0:12.0

Quit no, no, I don't like when you make those jokes. Do you really want to quit? No?

0:18.1

Boy the other day I was at a supermarket and this might be I don't know

0:22.5

I don't know why it's a hot topic. I don't know why people are so opinionated about it

0:26.0

But I'm ordering food at the deli counter and this woman in front of me is ordering I look down

0:32.9

She's breastfeeding while she's ordering her chicken. So the baby just has her mouth on her nip and she the baby is like

0:41.2

And the lady's like can I get half a pound of turkey brass can I get three quarter pounds of and the guy's just like taking the order and

0:47.4

I felt like me and him have this connection. We're just watching this boob get sucked. I mean dude when you hungry hungry

0:53.4

Yeah, oh, you're defending the baby. Yeah, I mean baby hungry. It's like what are you gonna do not feed it right? Yeah, got for bed

0:59.7

You're thirsty. You got a whip a titty out

1:02.6

If you're thirsty, do you ask for a sip if me personally me? Yeah, let's say at the grown age of 27 years old

1:09.5

Yes, am I asking for a sip of a titty that's breastfeeding mm-hmm. Yeah, probably

1:16.5

You have your coffee you need a little sweetener. Why not? Yeah, but hey, can I have some of that cream?

1:20.6

You're talking to the baby not the woman

1:26.4

Boy, man babies are so funny, huh? Yeah, they're dope. Yeah, they get to do anything

1:31.5

They're the one person on an airplane that could just stare at you and nothing will nothing will happen

1:35.6

Well, I do that too. Do you do that to people? Mm-hmm nothing happens. Yeah, exactly. Well, not like that. I just look at him like this

1:42.4

I'd be so annoyed. What are you looking at?

1:49.9

Stop all right

1:52.5

Bathroom my high call

1:55.6

Okay, see you look the way

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