Welcome to the LightWidz podcast. My name's Fester. That's Igor and today we are gonna be talking about boners

the size the girth the width the texture the shape the color I don't know some fucking hilarious

So I saw you know the dick doc on tiktok

Okay, well, there's the dick talk on tiktok. He's a dick doctor and he was going through

penis girth and

The hammers and he was showing like what the average is and it was like one and a quarter inch

And so

So yes, guys laying down on my bed. I'm like I was masturbating and

I had I had a coin next to me a quarter

Oh, not a quarter was a little bigger than for it was it was a quarter inch

It was one and a quarter inch and I was like this is the average right and I saw I put around my penis like that coin and

I'm not joking my girth is almost double that wow

And and it like in a weird way turned me on that I had a big dick. Yeah, it was so weird

It was like whoa

Do you feel better than everybody know no no I still feel the same

But it's like now I know going into situations like you're more powerful. I have a big dick right no

Well, I'm gonna have a sexual girls. Oh, all right. You have nothing to be shy about yes

You you know your two quarters worth. Oh, yeah, I'm two quarters at least

You're fifty cents. I'm actually not two quarters not two full quarters. Maybe like I'm like an inch and three quarters like a half dollar

No, that'd be that's too much

Who do you think so? Oh half dollar like the coin dollar yeah

Yeah, I mean no bigger than that. I mean smaller than that, but like not half

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