Paul Manafort's Sentencing, Beto O'Rourke's 2020 Tease & Trump's "Tim Apple" Gaffe | Rutger Bregman

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Beto O'Rourke teases a possible 2020 presidential run, President Trump tries to defend his "Tim Apple" gaffe, and historian Rutger Bregman discusses "Utopia for Realists." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.0	March 11, 2019.
0:09.0	From Comedy Central's world news headquarters in New York.
0:12.0	This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Here's edition.
0:31.0	Oh, yes. Welcome to the Daily Show, everybody.
0:35.0	We're back. Thank you so much for turning on Trevor Noah.
0:38.0	Our guest tonight, our guest tonight is the Dutch historian.
0:43.0	Take a seat. Take a seat. You got it too much fun. Take a seat.
0:46.0	Take a seat. I woo you.
0:49.0	Our guest tonight is the Dutch historian and author who went viral when Tucker Carlson told him to f*** off.
0:55.0	Rutka, Breggman is joining us, everybody.
1:00.0	Also, also on tonight's show, President Trump has three new scandals.
1:04.0	Michael Jackson gets canceled and White Joe Biden would be a terrible R&B singer.
1:09.0	So it's going to be a fun show. But before that, how you guys doing? I've missed you.
1:12.0	You guys good? Yeah. I've missed you all.
1:15.0	Yeah. I hope you're good.
1:17.0	Because I am not this daylight savings thing as trash.
1:20.0	I feel like I'm hungover and I didn't even drink.
1:23.0	No, because not only did we lose an hour, it was a good hour.
1:28.0	Two to three AM on the weekend. Like, we're on the club having a good time and then it just closed out of nowhere.
1:35.0	Like, why don't they schedule daylight savings for like four PM on a Friday?
1:38.0	Yeah? It should be like, oh, it's five.
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