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Listen to may I elaborate sound wisdom from me J B smooth.

Mayday, mayday, mayday. You hear that a lot. Our amazing podcast listeners out there.

Mayday, mayday, no old, old movies. It's always some kind of emergency going on.

But I'm using it today as a way in to this amazing podcast today because I need your attention.

I need your damn attention. I want to talk to you about one of the most beautiful occurrences in nature.

And that's childbirth. And the process of getting to the point of childbirth ain't bad.

Even it's shit. If you think land had got them bad, preparing to prepare yourself to create the opportunity to create childbirth, that shit ain't shabby even.

Some of you might sprinkle roses and shit on the pathway from the front door, do your fucking house or your apartment.

I don't know. The studio and shit. That's a short little run. Some of the beds in the same fucking room. That's the studio apartment.

But the point is, you sprinkle roses up to that bed because now you are in the process of the process leading to childbirth.

It's a long way off. Damn it, not much.

Do you think the roses have anything to do with deflowering?

Is your kind of taking a rose apart to do that? And you're going to deflower.

Whatever floats your fucking boat. That's what I say, my house. And Paul, what about floats your goddamn boat?

But people know when it's seen them damn roses, what to expect?

When my wife sees the roses on the bed, she yells Mayday. That's all you must say.

Sometimes they do. Sometimes they do, Paul. Got them right.

Good quick call back.

It's like, get me out of here. See? Huh? See how I do that? Yeah.

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