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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

This week, JB Smoove and Miles remind you that attention is a muscle, and you need to hit the mental gym. This Week’s Quote: “By giving full attention to one thing at a time, we can learn to direct attention where we choose.” Eknath Easwaran (Keep Calm and Carry On Calendar, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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2:30.0

we never say, hey! You got some money for gas???.... guys!

2:44.8

in the gas station, why is it that's when you're asleep?

2:47.7

As we're getting out of the car to pump the gas,

2:49.6

all of a sudden you're snoring.

2:51.7

You sleep, and the seat back, and you sleep.

2:54.9

See, Miles, just like that joke, Miles,

2:56.5

that damn chicken clearly had a place to be, Miles.

3:00.9

That's a motherfucker, has left the safety

3:03.2

of his chicken coop, left the damn farm.

3:06.1

She, and it's now trying to cross that fucking road.

3:10.0

Now the joke says he's doing it to get to the other side.

3:15.4

See, now my question is this,

3:18.0

what's so fucking important on the side

3:19.5

of that goddamn dangerous ass highway, Miles?

3:22.5

Was he running to someone or from someone?

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