Paul F. Tompkins, Stephanie Allynne, Dan Lippert, Ben Siemon

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2014

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Old Dread Ben - Attention humons, this is not a con. Paul F. Tompkins, Stephanie Allynne, Dan Lippert, and Ben Siemon join Matt Besser this week for a special improv5humans! Ever run into someone you hardly remember? Have your ever wondered what the real deal is with bronies? Was there ever a time when a person pestered you about possibly being related to you because you share a last name? Well, step back and relax with a nice glass of lemonade as you tune in to hear improvised scenes about these instances and much more! Be sure to watch many of the stars of improv4humans on the new Hulu series called Hotwives of Orlando. This is some funny shit and it’s available now. Make sure to get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0	Welcome to Improper Humans, Matt Bester! That's me! This is Improper humans today, three.
0:16.8	Maybe four other humans myself will be improvising. Off your suggestions, given to me, on Twitter
0:22.7	at Matt Bester, guys, why aren't you there yet? Why aren't your siblings there?
0:29.6	That crazy uncle that drives the truck. Got you high the first time. He'd like this show. Your
0:35.3	suggestions, your uncle suggestions, other sources will inspire stories. I got some unique sources
0:41.0	today, at least one. And I got some of the best improvisers in the universe here. Stephanie
0:47.3	Allen, Dan Lippert, Paul F. Tompkins, first timer to the show. Welcome, guys. Thank you.
0:56.2	Thank you, Matt. Ben Seaman, showing up to the show. How are you doing, brother? What's the story?
1:05.8	I didn't know you guys had moved. A lot happened. Oh, no. It's been like seven or eight months.
1:12.2	So I got, I was like really early at the other office. I was right on time. I got like 15 minutes.
1:17.0	And then there wasn't anything on the door and right away I was like, oh fuck, something's bad.
1:23.1	Was it locked? Did you go in? It was locked. It was locked. I jiggled it just in case I was like,
1:27.8	maybe there are more undercover now. I'm like a fan. And so, and then I texted Lauren Labkiss
1:34.6	because I was like, she does the show a lot. She'll know. And she's always on her phone. And so
1:38.9	she responded right away. She's known for always being on her phone. She likes every, like,
1:45.2	tweet every Facebook status. She responds quickly to stuff. She responds really quickly to stuff.
1:50.7	But then I tried to call her. And that was a no-go. But different story.
1:55.2	And I texted her right away. I was like, here. And then I was like, okay, I'm at the right
1:58.6	building. But like, this is like the only building on the fourth floor. This is like the only
2:03.3	office so far. So it went up to the fourth floor, like, just on the other side. And it was like an empty
2:07.6	warehouse. And I thought I was like, you know, weird. So I find really weird. We're like,
2:13.0	your wolf never existed. Those are my favorite scenes in those movies.
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