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Welcome to improv for humans with Macbessor, live from just for laughs and outside lands festival. Let's begin in one tree all with guests, Zachwoods, Horatio Sands, Chris Gettart, and Jonathan Brillen.

Let's get a word from you guys, any word, bubble is what I heard. I was just telling John last night that my baby is beginning, well, I guess it's always learning new things, but the latest thing is to show surprise and raise her eyebrows, so she's going all day long because she's really psyched about showing surprise.

What's next? What's the next thing she's going to learn? She's learning how to stand. She's very psyched about that. What can I look forward to next, John? Walking? Yeah, obviously. Walking. I know, but what are this more subtler ones? Like Wendy Wink? Like when does artistic snobbery show up? Yeah, when you learn to turn up your nose. Yeah. I shall find things funny, you know, like it'll be interesting to see what she finds funny as she ends up.

She understands more and more. Oh, she thinks I'm hilarious. Like she was clapping in the moon. What did she say? She had a thing. But she said. But she was learning to clap like three months in. I was like, this is very satisfying. That's all I need her to do for the next 18 years is clap for me. We cut to a pediatrician.

All right. All her vitals are good. She's got good eye movement. Her soft spots are hardening up and she seems good to go. So everything's on track. Oh, it almost sounds like you're looking under the hood. I do, I think of myself as a mechanic for God's cars, you know?

Doctor, she just started to raise her eyebrows and learn how to do that surprised face. But what kind of look forward to the next? Where are the milestones that are coming up? Well, it's a combination. There's motor skills and intellectual development. There's emotional steps forward. So it depends on the personality or baby. I'll be honest. If she's expressing surprise, a lot of the time. Oh, she loves it.

Oh, she loves it. She loves to show surprise. Yeah, it may be that the home environment is two full of startling novelty.

Anyway, you're saying we have too many surprises? That's, I'll be honest. According to the pediatric community's assessment of children, that's not a phase. There's no surprise phase. So if your child is exhibiting frequent surprise, that means that it's in a stressful environment.

I was under the impression she was enjoying herself and just having fun with her eyebrows. Okay, well, it's possible. In that case, your child may be a bit of a ham, a bit muggy.

You should teach your child more subtle expressions. She does slap her forehead and bring her palm down her face. Oh, no. Oh, no. You should have told me that when you brought her in. I have to check the diagnostic manual, but it sounds like

your daughter makes suffer from sick comp syndrome. Sick comp syndrome? Yeah. I guess that's better than vaudevilleia, but that's what it was going to be. Very few people have vaudevilleia these days.

It's like the measles. Yeah, if as long as you keep player pianos out of your home, you're pretty much guaranteed not to suffer from vaudevilleia.

So it's just a sick comp disease. Sick comp disease should be treated early. It can go away, but if you don't treat it early, it gets renewed and renewed and renewed.

I hate to admit it, honey, but you know what my past? Maybe that has something to do with it. What is your what is your past? I used to make food for

I don't judge. I'm a medical professional. I used to make food for don't judge, please. I think your wife may have. Yeah, go ahead.

You think she has a sick com is? I think I used to make food for sitcoms. And I was around a lot of funny people.

And I mean, just make quotation marks because this you never know how people are going to hear this.

So I think it's I'm afraid that she's got it from me. Did you fuck Bob Sagitt? Did I fuck Bob Sagitt? You know all this. I fucked all those guys.

I fuck cool. Yeah. Okay. I thought the baby was mine. Wow. This is a big revelation. Look, maybe that's great impressions.

This is troubling. The baby's official expressions are going to get more and more garish. Your baby's going to start holding for applause. You have to.

Your baby's going to get a bunch of stereotypically ethnic best friends. You have to get a hand job by Alanis Morrison.

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