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🗓️ 15 September 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, we would just do I mean again, it would be a lot more involved than anything we've done |
0:16.6 | Hello, hello is anyone |
0:30.0 | haunted house birthday scare birthday. Oh birthday scare sure it's the official birthday scare |
0:36.4 | Guys you got me I was not expecting this at all |
0:39.2 | You really got me so freaked out man. I was freaked out. Yeah |
0:45.2 | I wish you could have seen the look on your face |
0:48.1 | TV to and I don't want to be gross, but do you need to like change your drawers? |
0:53.5 | Yeah, my voted I voted my balsam bladder because everything I was everything |
0:59.6 | I was not expecting this and |
1:02.8 | But you know what I it's I mean you got me so I'll sit in my own filth |
1:08.3 | And that's what the birthday boy does is nobody can shame you for it my first birthday. That's how it was right in that right |
1:17.4 | covered covered in uh just |
1:20.8 | Inside stuff the cradle of the grave you are in your own |
1:25.4 | uh |
1:26.3 | excrement and somewhere or another |
1:30.3 | Front not at cradle and at grave, but from the cradle to the grave you are in your own |
1:34.9 | Everything in between. Yeah |
1:37.0 | Yeah |
1:38.2 | What what are we |
1:40.2 | constantly covered in our own shit? No, it's it's true. That's humanity, right? |
1:45.6 | Shakespeare |
1:47.5 | Shakespeare would have agreed |
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