So I'm walking around.

Hey, man, walking.

And I am recording now.

You weren't recording for the beginning?

I'm not sure, but I'm definitely recording now.

So you know, just because obviously if I'm going to react to your story, it sounds like

you have a story to tell.

If I'm going to react to it, I think we want to get both sides telling it.

Great, but you didn't know that I have a story to tell.

I was telling it.

Everyone else had said they were recording and I had not said it yet.

I would hope that you would want to get my end of things if I'm going to be reacting to

it.

So I'm recording now.

I hope the reactions are great.

I hope they're like, oh, you want me to record it if he's reactions are up to your standards.

You have something planned for your reactions that's like especially worthy of recording.

So let me show you a story.

No, I don't plan it out at all.

Actually, this is a free flowing conversation that occasionally touches on mature subjects.

So I don't plan it out at all.

Let me share my story and it'll play out how it plays out then.

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