Patton Oswalt

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and actor Patton Oswalt feels anxious about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Patton and Conan sit down to talk about remembering comedy misfires, SNL’s best hosts from the sports world, getting screwed over by decency, the importance of spellcheck, and recapturing the magic of breakfast cereal. Plus, Conan gets to the bottom of a sweatpants mystery during a game of True or False with Sona Movsesian. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. This episode is sponsored by Yousician (www.yousician.com/CONAN code: CONAN), State Farm (www.statefarm.com), Instacart (www.instacart.com code: CONAN), The Great Courses Plus (www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/CONAN), Quip (www.getquip.com/CONAN), ZipRecruiter (www.ziprecruiter.com/CONAN), and Calm (www.calm.com/CONAN).

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Pat Nas-Walt
0:07.0	and I feel anxious about being co-owner of Brian's friend.
0:36.0	Hey there, welcome to another episode of Conan O'Brien needs a friend because it's time a middle-aged white man had a podcast in America in my opinion.
0:48.0	Okay, enough is enough.
0:52.0	And I'm joined by my chocolate assistant Sonoma Sessi and Hori Sonoma.
0:56.0	Hi Conan, I'm good.
0:58.0	Yeah, I'm excited about today's show Matt Gourley, how are you?
1:01.0	I'm a middle-aged man.
1:05.0	Yep, spoken like a true middle-aged white man.
1:08.0	Thank you for speaking for us by the way.
1:10.0	Someone had too.
1:11.0	Yeah, I don't like this.
1:13.0	You don't like this?
1:14.0	Well, you speak for Sonoma, you speak for young women, empowered young women who are...
1:23.0	You are two thirds Armenian, one third Greek, how was it working?
1:26.0	I am three quarters Armenian, one quarter Greek.
1:29.0	Okay.
1:30.0	And yeah, that's a very specific demographic, but I've got that unlock.
1:35.0	Who live in Glendale, California?
1:37.0	Yeah.
1:38.0	Is that what your people are?
1:39.0	Who are my people?
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