Nicole Byer

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and actress Nicole Byer feels excited about being Conan O’Brien’s friend! Nicole and Conan sit down to chat about loving the people they torment, marriages of convenience, Ayahuasca side effects, Conan’s dateability, and making your own tattoos with Microsoft Word. Later, Conan recaps a texting miscommunication during a game of True or False with Sona Movsesian. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. This episode is sponsored by VRBO, Yousician (www.yousician.com/CONAN code: CONAN), Robinhood (www.CONAN.robinhood.com), State Farm (1-800-STATE-FARM), Mizzen+Main (www.comfortable.af code: CONAN), Fracture (www.fractureme.com/CONAN), and HotelTonight (www.hoteltonight.com).

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Nicole Byer.
0:05.1	And I feel...
0:10.0	Excited about being co-nanobryan's friend.
0:14.0	Hey, that was nice.
0:16.0	I couldn't think of another word.
0:39.2	Hey there, it's co-nanobryan once again, assuming you've listened to one of these before.
0:44.6	If not, I have no idea where you've been.
0:47.2	But let's put that aside.
0:49.5	Why start on a resentful note for no reason.
0:53.4	Welcome to co-nanobryan, needs a friend.
0:56.4	You can see now why I don't have a lot of them.
1:00.0	This is the show where I use the podcast format in a devious way to find out if I can make
1:07.0	friends, find out why people aren't better friends with me.
1:11.6	We just use this to my own selfish purposes.
1:16.1	And it's really fun.
1:17.1	I'm having a blast.
1:18.1	I'm helped as always by my assistant, Sonia Movesessi and hello, Sonia.
1:22.6	Hey, cones.
1:23.9	Let's go easy on that, shall we?
1:24.9	I'm sorry.
1:25.9	That felt really awkward.
1:26.9	Yeah, it was awful.
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