Patton Oswalt | Feel Back Better
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2022
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Our friend Jon Stewart went nuclear on Ted Cruz after the Texas Senator carried out a vindictive vote to deny benefits to sick veterans, and SPAM is getting locked up in Penn Station. Patton Oswalt dishes out some real talk about Stephen Colbert’s hosting style at last week’s Comic Con panel for Amazon’s upcoming ‘Lord of the Rings’ series. Stick around for more with Patton Oswalt, and look for his new film, ‘I Love My Dad,’ which hits theaters this Friday.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody! Welcome! Welcome, one and all, to the late show. I'm your host, Coco |
| 0:11.0 | Show. All of us watching from China. Happy Monday, everybody. It's the first of August. |
| 0:22.0 | Now, typically, August is a month when the news slows down. America's going to vacation. |
| 0:27.0 | The virus gets ready for recess, and Wolf Blensor hits the situation hammock. |
| 0:34.0 | And that, that slow news may explain why today's top headline is, Joe Biden tested positive again for coronavirus. |
| 0:42.0 | That's right! Extra, extra! Man, never really that sick! Technically still sick! |
| 0:49.0 | Here you go, mister. Last week, Biden tested negative. Now, he's positive again. |
| 0:55.0 | He's likely experiencing Pax Lovid rebound. Wow! Getting COVID twice in a row! |
| 1:02.0 | Because you took Pax Lovid! Who could have seen this coming? |
| 1:17.0 | It happened to me. It happened to me and me. Happened to a lot of folks. I don't know anyone who's taken Pax Lovid |
| 1:24.0 | and didn't get it again. It's the hottest rebound since J-Lo tested positive for a second case of Affleck. |
| 1:31.0 | Researchers... |
| 1:34.0 | It's just story. Based on true story, that's right. Researchers say Pax Lovid rebound is caused by insufficient drug exposure, |
| 1:41.0 | not enough of the Pax Lovid drug gets to infected cells to stop all viral replication. |
| 1:47.0 | So, the COVID pops right back up, which is why the White House is now trying to give Pax Lovid to Biden's poll numbers. |
| 1:54.0 | Biden... Yeah! |
| 1:58.0 | Take a second. |
| 2:00.0 | Thanks a second. |
| 2:02.0 | Biden posted this update from Recorrentine. |
| 2:18.0 | I asked Commander. I asked Commander here if I could sit down and take a breather. He said, no, that's okay. |
| 2:25.0 | Two of us got a lot of work to do. Start with Keep an Eye on that squirrel that's been taunting us all morning right over there. |
| 2:31.0 | Then we're going to go upstairs and chew Jill's loafers. |
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