Welcome to the Forehead Fables podcast.

This is the patron therapy episode featuring Don Tony, a colleague, and a fellow

shaper of the mind.

We had the idea to invite patrons to come onto the show with their problems so that we could sift through their mind, mend

any issues they may have and send them back out into the world to continue on their illustrious

careers as neurosurgeons, train conductors, cops. I thought people would come in with funny little anecdotes about their lives. Oh, my mom caught me

putting something up my ass. Why am I attracted to midgets? I help, help Don Tony. I can't stop drinking

gasoline. Well, I help, help, Don Tony, I can't stop drinking gasoline.

Well, I'm sorry to say, the audience of this podcast, their minds are a little bit more complex.

Their problems are a little bit more complex.

These issues could not be fixed with a quip or a joke or a jingling of keys like you would to a baby.

Now, these were harrowing stories.

Dark, dour tales.

And I do not suggest this episode to the faint of heart.

There are some giggles.

I will not lie. There's some giggles.

But it also goes some places.

So buckle up and get ready for a wild ride.

After all, these are your fellow compatriots, and they need help.

Okay.

Welcome to the Forehead Fables Podcast.

This episode, we are going to be fixing the minds of our patrons.

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