Patron Therapy with Dontoni
Forehead Fables
General Sam & Papa Poob
4.9 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2023
⏱️ 297 minutes
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Summary
A patron in need is a patient indeed or something along those lines. Big shoutout to Dontoni who immediately regretted this decision.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Forehead Fables podcast. |
| 0:04.1 | This is the patron therapy episode featuring Don Tony, a colleague, and a fellow |
| 0:10.9 | shaper of the mind. |
| 0:13.8 | We had the idea to invite patrons to come onto the show with their problems so that we could sift through their mind, mend |
| 0:25.7 | any issues they may have and send them back out into the world to continue on their illustrious |
| 0:31.1 | careers as neurosurgeons, train conductors, cops. I thought people would come in with funny little anecdotes about their lives. Oh, my mom caught me |
| 0:46.1 | putting something up my ass. Why am I attracted to midgets? I help, help Don Tony. I can't stop drinking |
| 0:54.0 | gasoline. Well, I help, help, Don Tony, I can't stop drinking gasoline. |
| 0:57.4 | Well, I'm sorry to say, the audience of this podcast, their minds are a little bit more complex. |
| 1:04.2 | Their problems are a little bit more complex. |
| 1:07.4 | These issues could not be fixed with a quip or a joke or a jingling of keys like you would to a baby. |
| 1:16.6 | Now, these were harrowing stories. |
| 1:20.6 | Dark, dour tales. |
| 1:23.6 | And I do not suggest this episode to the faint of heart. |
| 1:28.8 | There are some giggles. |
| 1:30.7 | I will not lie. There's some giggles. |
| 1:33.5 | But it also goes some places. |
| 1:38.8 | So buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. |
| 1:44.6 | After all, these are your fellow compatriots, and they need help. |
| 1:51.2 | Okay. |
| 1:53.3 | Welcome to the Forehead Fables Podcast. |
| 1:55.9 | This episode, we are going to be fixing the minds of our patrons. |
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