Patriots Pain Is the Only Entertainment That Matters
Evan & Tiki
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🗓️ 6 February 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I hope that the Seahawks destroy them. |
| 0:02.1 | I hope this game is over at halftime. |
| 0:04.3 | I put my own bitter, rooting interests well ahead of being entertained for three and a half hours. |
| 0:10.4 | Because in a lot of ways, I'll be entertained for three and a half hours if the Patriots are getting their ass kicked. |
| 0:16.1 | Now, when Seattle destroyed Denver many years ago at the MetLife Stadium Super Bowl, I didn't enjoy myself because I didn't really care. Like, I wanted an entertaining game as much as I was, I guess I hold some bitterness towards Peyton Manning. It's not like, oh, watching the Legion of Boom dominate him really got my jollies. Like, it really didn't. So in a case like that, yeah, I didn't enjoy that Super Bowl, but in a case like this where, and I think I speak for many Jet fans who just hate the Patriots, I want them to lose 55 to 6. Like I want it to be ugly and don't tell me, oh, I want to be entertained. I heard Craig say that the other day and I'm like, you're fraud. You want to be entertained? Come on. Go watch a movie if you want to be entertained. I heard Craig say that the other day, and I'm like, you're fraud. |
| 0:55.2 | You want to be entertained? |
| 0:56.1 | Come on. |
| 1:09.8 | Go watch a movie if you want to be entertained. I want to watch the Patriots get destroyed. And also, I would be entertained by that. Right. So I take that back. It is entertaining. Right. No matter what happens, it's going to be entertaining, especially if the Patriots lose. But if they win, that's death. |
| 1:13.7 | Now, I would think both of you guys, Tiki and Sean, won an entertaining game. |
| 1:14.6 | I absolutely do. Okay. Especially if the Patriots lose. But if they win, that's death. Now, I would think both of you guys, Tiki and Sean, want an entertaining game. |
| 1:13.8 | I absolutely do. Okay. Yeah. I respect that. Yeah. I haven't had an entertaining week with this lead-up. I want an entertaining game to pay it off, for sure. And I totally... Why has that been the case? Not enough sexy characters. there's no Sidney Sweeney's on either team |
| 1:26.0 | true yeah I think it's also the true |
| 1:29.4 | the franchises |
| 1:30.4 | like the fact that these are not two franchises who, A, have long droughts, and B, it's not the same rosters as they were 11 years ago or before that, if you're New England, in that, oh, Tom Brady's back. Like, it's new, but it's not an exciting new because the franchises are old. |
| 2:00.9 | But I did come up with a list of things that will excite me about this game. Okay. Number one, the Patriots getting destroyed. That was the number one thing. Like, I'll be thoroughly entertained by it. If. At least these are ifs. If it happens. Number one. No, don't count me down because the truth is I couldn't come up with five. |
| 2:18.3 | You were just going to say five and then I'll give you a fifth if you don't have it. Number two, and I want to be very careful. Go to, go two. Yeah, go number two. Number two. I want to be very careful how I say this because people are going to be sensitive. I want to make it clear that I enjoy people crying about politics. I do. |
| 2:19.3 | So just to give you an example, when the media was stunned in 2016, I watched videos of them crying about the results. |
| 2:28.3 | Okay? |
| 2:29.3 | Yeah. |
| 2:30.3 | I also will laugh at people crying about bad bono. |
| 2:33.3 | Right. So I am not picking aside, I think you're both schmucks. |
| 2:38.0 | I like people lie to pollsters, by the way. |
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