Patriots in Control of the Cancer Gun feat. Tim Faust

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

For this week’s free one, we’ve got returning guest Tim Faust on to talk about Make America Healthy Again (citations needed), Diamond Joe having cancer, the intensely evil cross-partisan urge to institute Medicaid work requirements in the US, plus a visit to the developing paradise of Neom. It’s all here for the taking, folks. Get more TF episodes each week by subscribing to our Patreon here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s tour dates here:https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *TF LIVE ALERT* We’ll be performing at the Big Fat Festival hosted by Big Belly Comedy on Saturday, 21st June! You can get tickets for that here! You can also get tickets for our show at the Edinburgh Fringe festival here! Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	I think it's really unfair how in the last 12 months, two amazing, strong leaders.
0:23.6	I'm not afraid to say that they're white men, right?
0:26.0	They're white men of a certain age.
0:27.6	They're being fucking taken from us by prostate cancer.
0:30.4	First it was King Charles, and now it's Joe Biden.
0:33.0	Yeah, because King Charles, as we know, has died, to be clear, and is now joined in an early grave, regretfully,
0:40.3	by President Joe Biden.
0:42.8	I'm too believe he, sorry to hear about this joke.
0:46.3	Yeah.
0:46.6	He tried to warn us.
0:48.5	I mean, if you remember the tweet where he said, I'm sick, he knew, you know, and that
0:52.8	was a warning about the deep state that we failed to heed.
0:56.7	I thought years of being pegged by Camilla would have voted this off, but apparently no.
1:00.5	Well, it's like, I think that we need to, collectively, we need to start a TF podcast says,
1:07.0	fuck cancer fundraiser, or Joe Biden.
1:09.7	We can, we can raise money to get him the care that he needs.
1:13.2	Yes, exactly.
1:15.3	No, Joe Biden, I can't believe his health is failing him.
1:18.5	This is very surprising.
1:20.1	Can you imagine if he had stayed in the race one and then after four months of Biden two
1:26.7	doddering around announced that he was dying.
1:30.3	Yeah.
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