Patrick Noth Has Never Seen The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Patrick Noth has never seen The Super Mario Bros. Movie, but he rewrote it and we read his script! The brothers, the princess, the historically accurate accents. It's all there. How close does Patrick get to the real movie? Enjoy his script, and we talk about Patrick growing up the son of a film critic! Plus some games, and more! Patrick and Kyle are joined by Daniel Shar. Los Angeles! Live podcast on August 9th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:58.0	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,
1:05.0	this is never seen it.
1:09.0	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
1:16.2	Hey everybody, this has never seen it.
1:18.1	I'm your host Kyle Ayers.
1:19.1	This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never
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