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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Joe Kwaczala Has Never Seen American Pie

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Joe Kwaczala has never seen American Pie, but he rewrote it and we read his script! I can whole-heartedly say this is one of the most accurate scripts this podcast has ever spawned. For good and for pie. Joe's script nails the turn of the century raunchy comedy trend. So, if that's not your thing, verbiage-wise, just know it's coming. Joe and Kyle are joined by Danny Palumbo! AND FOLKS! This is our first recording in our new studio space, please excuse slight tin-sound, we are installing sound proofing asap. But I think it's good! LOS ANGELES LIVE PODCAST ON AUGUST 9 KYLE IS ALSO IN NORTH CAROLINA IN AUGUST AND NEW YORK SEPT 4-14 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:22.6

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0:25.6

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0:28.6

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0:29.6

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.

0:42.1

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:48.7

Hey everybody, this has never seen it. I'm your host Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where

0:52.2

comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before and we read their script. Today, having never seen American

0:59.1

Pie, Joe Kuzala is here. Joe is back. He is such a funny comedian. He, this is, I say this with

1:06.7

little hesitation, one of the most accurate scripts we've ever had on the show, which means I

1:10.8

am sufficiently uncomfortable the entire time we're doing it. It's so much fun. This is just

1:15.2

an incredible time. We are in our brand new studio spot. This is our first recording in there.

1:20.9

So if the audio was a little wonky or it doesn't feel as proofed, hang with us. It'll be

1:26.7

getting better every time.

1:28.2

Sounds great to me, but I want to get back to this, like, get in there and perfect quality. And the same with the video. We're figuring out the lighting. We're getting it all moved around. We just are, I'm very excited to be there. It means we can be getting back into streaming more often. means I can be getting never played it going again on the Patreon, our D&D game with comedians who've never played D&D before.

1:47.0

It's going to open up a lot of avenues

1:48.4

to get cool stuff going. I appreciate y'all for being here. You're going to love this episode.

1:53.6

Danny Palumbo joins us as well. Nolan Fabricus is back in the producer's chair here in our new

1:58.7

spot and you're going to love it. Joe has a movie out that he wrote and starred in called American Comic, and it is a fake

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