What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.

A brand new drama based on the bestselling novel.

They think they're better than us.

Who do you think you are?

I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.

She's punishing me.

You destroyed my family.

I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.

A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.

It's, lest you forget, last week, there was the softball game, and one team, the losing team, has to clean the bathrooms.

So the very first thing you see is the tombs with toothbrushes scrub in the sur bathroom.

And Lisa goes, why didn't you help me with something more productive, like shaving my

legs?

And I was like, what a visual yet again.

It, yeah, I don't even want to really say what it made me think.

Exactly what Schwartz was saying.

A leg daintly spayed out from a marble bath and Schwartz on his hands and knees

shaving it. It was so much painted a picture within my mind. I like that she also faked that she

didn't know what they were doing. She was, you naughty boys. She goes, what the hell are you two naughty boys doing in here? Someone clogged the toilet. It's like, you know, Lisa. You got the call sheet. It says two boys clean sir toilet on it. But she pretended. And then Tom Schwartz gets to say that stuff. Like, I find Lisa so sexually attractive. Because you imagine if he was shaving her legs. Oh, Sandoval does toilet humor too.

He goes, I'm going to brush my teeth while I'm in here if the poop doesn't get on my face.

And then I guess he brought an extra toothbrush just for a toilet humor gag.

You saw that, right?

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