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Turtle Time

Craig's Lost Soul (Southern Charm S11 Finale and RHOBH S15 E13)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7601 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Craig's Lost Souls" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Harrison Ford doing the press run of the century, Kyle Cooke saying he's attracted to Maura from Traitors, and we give a whole-hearted congratulations to Cole McBee for having another child on the way. (00:00 - 21:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the season 11 finale of Southern Charm - "Salley Season". (21:25) And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 13) - "A Night at the Opera". (01:14:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠YouTube⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:05.4

Just find your glasses.

0:10.9

Just find your glasses high.

0:12.9

This once we-

0:14.4

Turtle Time.

0:16.0

Well, Harrison Ford got a rare laugh out of Jimmy Kimmel when he appeared on Jimmy's show and said,

0:22.2

yes, I listened to the soundtracks of the movies I've starred in when I'm having sex with my wife.

0:27.8

Jimmy said with raised eyebrows, let me guess, the soundtrack to the Call of the Wild.

0:33.0

And Harrison Ford said suggestively, no, six days and seven nights, implying that that's how long he has sex sometimes.

0:41.3

For Harrison Ford heads, this interview represented the extraordinary measures that Harrison Ford will go to to have a great interview.

0:48.9

Amy, this video has gone completely viral. What were your first thoughts when you saw it?

0:53.8

It did not cross my desk.

0:56.6

Really? I did see him get a honorary actor award where he was quite for clempt.

1:03.0

Yeah, he did. He's been doing great. He's been kind of on a press run. Remember Matt Damon and

1:08.8

Ben Affleck? We were talking about them nonstop.

1:16.4

It seems they've ceded the torch to Harrison Ford to have a big press run. I think shrinking is coming back or something. Does that make sense? Do you think he has another Indiana Jones in his

1:21.9

pocket? You think he could do one more? Absolutely. Absolutely, yes. Except my pitch is that he's the, he's the principal at that

1:31.0

school and someone new, not Shaila LaBuff again, someone new is kind of like, hey, you know,

1:37.3

I'm going on a mission. Thanks for everything you taught me. You sit at behind your desk. And he's like,

1:42.4

he's like, behind my desk, no.

1:47.0

And then he gets up and he goes on a little part of the mission.

1:49.9

But it's, you know, it's a two-hander.

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