Patreon Teaser: The Worst Vanderpump Rules Episode Yet

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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The trio of Max, Dayna, and Brett continue their reign of terror on Season 8 of Vanderpump Rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend.
0:06.0	100 hours of craft in every cup.
0:10.0	Eight natural ingredients in every sip.
0:14.0	One night of winding down in every drop.
0:18.0	Your moment of serenity.
0:23.8	Brought to you by twining sleep.
0:25.1	Twinings.
0:27.8	Alive in every drop.
0:33.2	This one's for you tonight.
0:34.8	Okay.
0:35.8	Let's get started.
0:36.6	Great.
0:37.4	Okay. All right, this episode...
0:38.6	We're putting off the inevitable because I hate to bury the lead, but this episode, not one of the best.
0:46.8	No.
0:47.1	In fact, in fact, quite possibly one of the worst.
0:51.1	And I don't know I was...
0:52.7	Bottom 50?
0:53.9	Yeah. Yeah. Bottom 25. I... It's so rare that you and I come here and we say,
1:02.0	that was a horrible, horrible episode. It's usually that was filler, not as great. What a
1:07.7	wonderful season, but that was kind of a lacklesser episode. I was like, this, you could pinpoint, you could poke it or sorry, point at this one and be like, oh, this is the, this is the example of the decline of Vanderpump rules.
1:22.1	60 or 70% of it is these new cast members. And I've said it so many times.
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