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Turtle Time

I don't know how to say this

And I really don't like opening Turtle Time with this kind of news, but I'll just try my best to get through it.

Brittany Bateman and Jared Osmond have broken up.

On Super Bowl Sunday, she posted a carousel of all of their beautiful moments together, accompanied with the song, Your Love, by the Outfield, and she captioned it,

Goodbye, baby. You are loved. Jared didn't want to lose Brittany's love tonight, but he may as well

have. Amy, what's your routine that you do when famous couples like this break up?

I light a candle, pour myself a glass of wine, take a bubble bath. I feel like she's lost the charm of this

scenario. Everyone's like, enough. It was funny the first seven times, but at this point,

we can't take it anymore. It's not even funny. Yeah, I'm tired of it. I'm so tired of it. It's almost

like, I'm like, okay, you guys can fire if you want. Like, I just, I like, really, I love Brittany more than anyone. And I, I, I'm run its course. I'm just like, come on. Like, I don't, I don't like the, you and I are the first people to call out when Brandy Glanville was like, I'm dying. Click the photo to see how dead I'm going to be in five years. And we're like, this sucks. I fucking hate clickbait. We have to deal with enough of it. The fact that we have to deal with this like real life clickbait is so annoying to me. And she also does other clickbait too where it was like, Britney's fired. There's rumors swirling. She's fired. And she's posting them with the emoji going, I'm a little stinker. Do you think I was fired? And I'm like, just tell the truth. Your life is not is not a is not is not is not is not fodder to for speculation that you're purposefully trying to inflame. I'm I was so tired of it. You know. So I was you took the bait and covered it as the first news item. Yeah, but I, I said that. I said, but did you say bait man? I took a bait man. You're right. I, I told me to take the bait man, but I also, you're the Britney bait man. Yeah, I thought maybe we'd actually fake our way through and be like, you know, oh, this is so tragic or whatever, but I completely agree with you. I'm, I think that you can now rightly say that they are both

hamming this thing up for cameras. And if I was a producer, I'd be like, this sucks. I call

Brittany on the phone after Super Bowl Sunday and be like, Brittany, you got, sorry, you got to stop

doing this. Very funny in a way, but this is horrendous.

And like, we want our reality television shows to have this like prestige level.

And you're kind of tank in that image a little bit with these kind of games.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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