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Patreon Teaser: The Worst Named Bar in Town

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 19 April 2026

ā±ļø 4 minutes

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Summary

Amy and Riley reflect on the legacy of Schwartz and Sandy's and its reviled name. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Schwartz leaves, she says, I hope that's, you know, I hope he's ready for it.

0:04.6

Schwartz comes back and then she goes, are you guys all good and normal and stuff as being

0:10.9

fun between you all? And they go, no, the name is contentious. Katie's been kind of busting my

0:16.6

ass about it. And she goes, well, what is it then? Give us the name. And they go Schwartz and Sandys and just like Brock, Lisa's like, it sucks. She's like it's D-O-A. She's like, she says that in her confessional, but in person she just looks at Schwartz and puts it on him. She goes, what do you mean? You don't like it? Look at your face. Like, she doesn't have to say like that sucks. She just goes, shorts, you look like you don't like it. You know, I like Schwartz and Sandys. I didn't think it was that bad. I wish that any other contenders. They don't give us any other choices. I know. I know. I do wish there was. I do wish I could see the top three. Right. Like what else could it have been? Well, it's kind of, yeah, it's like there's no, I don't know what else. I don't know it till I hear it. Tom Tom Tom is great. Obviously Lisa's genius. That, yeah. Sand. You know, you can't have sand.

1:12.0

You can't, because people would think it's starting to say sandwiches.

1:15.9

Sandwarches.

1:17.0

It's like, what?

1:17.7

Did you spell sandwiches wrong?

1:20.9

It's, yeah, you're right.

1:22.1

But Sandival's, sandival is so attached to this name.

1:27.5

He can't even hear it.

1:29.0

So finally, I think Schwartz admits he goes, he says right to Lisa, he goes, it is uninspired

1:35.6

to me.

1:35.9

He goes, I think I said that.

1:37.4

I used Katie as a scapegoat to tell my truth.

1:41.6

And even then Sandoval is not like, I'm sorry you don't like it. Let's go back to the

1:47.6

drawing board. He just gets kind of like mad that Schwartz wasn't honest with him, but doesn't care

1:52.8

about his reaction to the name. Right. Yeah, he's very hardheaded around this. We'll talk about it

1:58.8

later when they have a more head-to-head conversation about it.

2:02.6

He just, he won't budge.

2:05.0

So.

2:05.6

I'm so stuck on this name.

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