Escape to Booko Mountain (The Valley S3 E3 and RHOBH S15 Finale Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 113 minutes

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Escape to Booko Mountain" - we discuss all of the latest news like Lisa Hochstein getting a mug shot, Luke from Summer House running for Congress, and other things. (00:00 - 20:20) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's dull episode The Valley (season 3, episode 3) - "Zero Lounge" and what is still going wrong with the franchise. (20:20) And then, we recap the season 15 finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - "PK-ing Up the Pieces". (1:12:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Isn't life grande?
0:01.9	And making it better just got easier with Starbucks new protein cold foam.
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0:13.2	Turn your usual iced caramel latte into a smooth iced caramel protein latte.
0:18.5	Add a delicious swirl on top of your drink.
0:20.8	Just like that.
0:23.3	Protein never tasted so good
0:24.9	with Starbucks new protein cold foam.
0:27.7	Subject to availability while stocks last.
0:30.4	Okay, let's get started.
0:42.7	Just raise your blessing. Okay, let's get started. Well, Brittany Cartwrights your glasses high.
0:44.0	Just wait, watch what happens live. Turtle time.
0:46.5	Well, Brittany Cartwright might not be invited to Graceland, Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee anytime soon. That's right. Brittany was on Watch
0:56.3	What Happens Live and she was all shook up and couldn't guess who Elvis was from some major
1:01.5	clues. I think Brittany could use a little less conversation and a little more time spent
1:07.2	researching Elvis. Amy as an Elvis head, how did this make you feel?
1:12.9	She needs to attend a roundtable with Whitney, Kristen Takeman, and who's the third one?
1:19.7	Olivia. Olivia Flowers.
1:22.6	Olivia Flowers. I had said the same thing. There's just too many major Elvis heads that are Bravo
1:29.2	Lebrides for Brittany to sort of not have that, you know, to lean on them to get her Elvis
1:35.5	knowledge. It's a huge, it's a huge issue for Brittany, you know. And he was kind of like,
1:41.3	was he going to stop the game. He goes, he goes, he goes, stop it. He goes, everybody stop it for a second. He was basically like he he goes stop the game he goes he goes he goes stop it he goes everybody
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