Patreon Teaser: On Zoolander
Every Outfit
Every Outfit
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2023
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
Do you ever wonder if there’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking? On today’s episode, we dive headfirst into the Y2K era’s definitive fashion film Zoolander, the movie that launched a thousand catchphrases and successfully parodied the Christian Dior “Hobo Chic” collection only a year after its debut.
Topics discussed include Milla Jovovich’s Thierry Mugler makeover, the timeless allure of Evian Mist, Jon Voight’s Oscar-worthy performance, Orange Mocha Frappucinos, our intense nostalgia for VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards, that David Lachapelle-inspired day spa, the abundance of top-shelf celebrity cameos, crazy pills, and more!
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