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Patreon Teaser: Jax Nose Best (Vanderpump Rules S3 E4 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 16 October 2023

ā±ļø 7 minutes

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Summary

Jax Taylor decides that he wants a new nose and not even Lisa Vanderpump can stop him. "Nose" matter how hard she tries... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.3

And then the comedy, I was like, I'm pleased as punch.

0:10.1

The comedy is hitting so hard.

0:11.9

And it's even more, knock, knock.

0:13.9

And Schwartz, I swear, he did not know this was going to happen.

0:17.3

He goes, did you invite someone over?

0:19.8

Because he's really confused. He thought this was like no one was going to come over. It's knock, knock. It's Peter. And I was like, okay, that kind of makes sense. Peter and Lisa? Jimmy was, like, walking through when that happened. And it was like Lisa at the door. And he just like, he like threw his arms up. He was like, because it's awesome.

0:40.3

It's awesome for sure. It makes no sense. And Lisa even has to explain why she's there.

0:46.1

She said she's a bit of a mother hen.

0:48.4

Right. Lisa explains to the audience why the hell did Lisa go see Jackson's apartment? It's because she

0:54.4

likes to, she goes, the serve staff is like my family and I'm kind of the mother hand, but I

0:57.8

felt like obviously Lisa just wanted to be involved in this narrative here. And of course,

1:04.7

it's double funny because Schwartz hasn't seen her yet since, so he's terrified. Shorts's face

1:09.7

when he sees Lisa, he can't even speak.

1:12.1

He's so stunned. Lisa walks in. Lisa goes, I'd like a cup of tea. She goes, can you do that without

1:17.6

having a panic attack? Ribbing him immediately. And then Schwartz goes into the kitchen. And I was like,

1:23.4

wait, wait, does Jacks has tea? I know. I was shocked. He goes, is iced tea okay? And I'm like, Jacks has tea? I know, I was shocked.

1:28.2

He goes, is iced tea okay? And I'm like, Jacks has iced tea? Well, no, no, to me, ice tea is like he has. But like, what are the odds? No, no, ice tea is like. Do you have ice tea right now? I don't know. I'd never drink tea except those Arnold Palmer, uh, spin drifts that they have, Trader Joe's, you ever drink those?

1:43.9

Yes.

1:44.2

Do you drink those?

1:44.8

They're good.

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