This one's for you tonight

Okay, let's get started Amy Riley.

When you hear Amy and I say each other's names, that means that you are listening to the scariest Bravo podcast in the world.

That's right.

Our recording every week coincides with my garbage getting taken

out. So there's always ambient sounds of garbage trucks in the back. So when you hear Amy,

Riley and the jingling of trash cans going into a garbage truck, you know you're listening to

Turtle Time. That's right. But we got to leave

these windows open for that cool breeze. Yeah, it's hot, hot, hot October. I, um, I thought we were done.

Me too. When September turned into October, I don't know if you remember, but there was two beautiful,

like kind of rainy cold days. It was like fall had officially come. And then I couldn't ever imagine a world

where that didn't continue. And then wouldn't you know it? It's awful now. And you just

looked up your weather. And at one point I think next week it's going to be 91 degrees in

October. Disgusting. Could you imagine for people who don't live in Los Angeles,

going outside in a beautiful October month where the leaves are changing, you're watching hocus

pocus, you're getting ready to put on a Halloween costume and it's 91 out? Sick. It's absolutely

sickening. And it's always a flip of the coin of which October, if it's going to be one of the hottest months ever, or if it's going to be a cold, beautiful month. And I feel like last year it was a cold, pretty October.

Was it? Don't quote me on that. It could have been hot as hell. But I remember on October 31st, I was dressed up like a hobbit and I was wearing a lot of layers

and a huge wig and I wasn't even hot for one second that's great I remember last September it was

like the hottest of all time yeah like it was like death yeah september's are so hot in Los Angeles

and then I think it's October is the make or break month when it could switch.

I remember I went one time it was so hot that I went to see Top Gun Maverick for the second time because I was like, I need to sit in an ice box.

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