Okay, let's get started.

She goes, you've heard of Ariana Grande, but how about Ariana Venti, bitch?

Yeah, did you like that?

It was another, uh, Freddy Krueger-esque.

Ariana Vinty, bitch!

And it's like her in like a blender, like, she's like an ice hockey getting blended. Oh, I'm getting sick to my stomach thinking about what Freddie would do if he had to kill a Starbucks employee. He's like, he's like, why don't you use medium? All right, I'll take a venty, bitch. And he pours hot coffee all over them screaming.

Oh, my God. I said oat milk, bitch. Keep Freddie Kruger away from a Starbucks and don't let him

comment on modern coffee. Okay. Ariana goes, oh, your mom's coming over.

Gotta go.

And she goes, thanks for the song.

She goes, Ariana goes, she runs out of there.

She goes, I wanted to see what it's like to make a song with James.

We're not going to cover this very much.

It's not going to mean a lot to the, to Vanderpump Rules legacy.

She leaves.

Jacqueline comes in, brings her dog, sits down.

They sit.

And then I would say within probably nine seconds, Jacqueline goes from zero to around an eight on angry, defensive, emotionally manipulative scale. James says, mother, mom,

I have something I'd like to address with you. First of all, I would not like you to talk about

my father. And she goes, fine, okay, done, done. And it's like, okay. She's like next.

Okay, that's one checked off next.

But, and then what's next? And he goes, and, uh, you know, you say that, but I think you might talk about dad again. And, you know, like, even if he doesn't send you enough, you know, money, I don't want to hear it. And she goes, let me stop you right there. Your dad never sends me money, and if you say that again, it's making my blood boil to hear that.

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