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Turtle Time

Don’t Tell It to the Judge (RHOC S19 E4 and RHOM S7 E8 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7602 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Don’t Tell It to the Judge" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about the potential Next Gen LA cast, Jax Taylor trying out a new pair of Toto's at The Valley reunion, and Scheana Shay being a New York Times bestselling author. 🗡️(25:30) We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 4) - "The Rose Canyon Cantina Confrontation". (25:30) And finally, we briefly discuss the latest episode Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 8) - "James Bonding". (1:00:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY: In this episode, Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata discuss various topics related to reality TV, including the rise of Toto shoes that provide height boosts, Sheana's recent achievement of becoming a New York Times bestselling author, and the uncertain future of Vanderpump Rules without Jax. They also critique the current direction of Bravo podcasts, speculate on the potential of a Next Gen Bravo series, and review a lackluster episode of Orange County, highlighting the dynamics between cast members and the impact of bloggers on the narrative. In this conversation, Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata delve into the complexities of reality TV, particularly focusing on the dynamics within 'The Real Housewives' franchises. They discuss the evolution of the shows, the impact of blogging on cast relationships, and the challenges faced by current cast members in maintaining engaging storylines. The conversation also touches on the need for fresh faces in the cast and the importance of personal dynamics over manufactured conflict. They reflect on specific episodes from both 'The Real Housewives of Orange County' and 'The Real Housewives of Miami', highlighting key moments and character interactions that shape the narrative. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:05.0

Well, Toto isn't just the mischievous dog from Wizard of Oz that scared the shit out of the cowardly lion.

0:12.0

It's also a brand of shoes that allows users to get taller while wearing them.

0:17.0

Ever since Jax wore Toto's at the Valley Reunion, they've been flying off the shelves like a witch on her broomstick.

0:23.9

Go online and get Toto shoes today before they sell out and go back to being behind the curtain.

0:29.7

And that's our ad for Toto Shoes to start the episode.

0:33.4

My name is Riley Hamilton.

0:34.4

I'm joined by Amy Scarlotta, and this is Turtle Time.

0:38.2

We got to get you some of those. I know. I was looking them up because, you know,

0:43.0

I saw this on page six, my favorite news source. Between Queens and Bravo and page six, I feel

0:48.0

pretty covered news-wise. And then I saw this and I go, I want to look these up a little bit. And

0:53.4

it's true. I think they lift you about two these up a little bit. And it's true, I think they

0:54.5

lift you about two inches up from the ground. And if I ever wanted to, for some reason, appear

1:01.4

six four for a couple days or a week or so, maybe a BravoCon, why not wear Toto's? That's kind of

1:08.3

fun. What do you think about that? I would love it. You should get fancy ones for BravoCon. I'm disappointed that I didn't immediately notice this because we've talked about Jacks wearing lifts for years. And I usually have an eagle eye for stuff like that. But I think since I watched it on my laptop, I was just not clued in on it. But it kind of went like wildfire. I saw it online like 10 times. Yeah, I didn't really see it except for page six. But once I saw it, I said, oh, no, that fits in line with what we've talked about in the past about Jack's wanting to get a couple extra inches. And then I looked, you know, I looked at his height and I think he's like around five or 11,

1:51.2

a six foot, but he wants that extra, that boost, that six two. He really wants that, I, I guess. And then, you know, it really, it's entered in, it's made me think about how this is

1:57.1

much more present than I have ever realized in my life. Like if you would have told me

2:01.6

one out of 15 people is walking around with big boosters in their feet to appear taller,

2:07.3

I would have never believed you until now. Toto says, Toto says it's much less, it says it's much

2:12.8

less remarkable than you think. One out of 15 men like to get an extra boost when they're

2:17.0

walking around in crowds.

2:18.9

And so you just see Jacks poking his head out of a crowd. You're like, who's that? That is an

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