Patreon Teaser: Bitch Slap (Vanderpump Rules S2 E13 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Much like John Adams, Stassi Schroeder has come to an emotional crossroads when she learns that Kristen and Jax made love together twice while watching the Nicolas Winding Refn film, "Drive". Will Stassi take the road less traveled or will she succumb to her violent instincts? And will Lisa ever be able to repair the relationship between her best friends or will her restaurant empire finally topple from the weight of their bad decisions? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	At Accardo, you'll save 25% on your first shop and get free delivery,
0:04.6	which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza,
0:07.3	you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free.
0:10.2	Save and splurge at Arcado, the online supermarket.
0:12.9	Geographical and other restrictions.
0:14.5	Minimum spend, 60 pounds and charges apply.
0:16.6	New customers only, maximum saving 20 pounds terms at Accardo.com.
0:20.4	This one's for Arcado.com.
0:23.4	This one's for you tonight.
0:25.9	Okay, let's get started.
0:33.1	Just raise your glasses high. This once we turn off time.
0:37.4	I feel like there's a lot of Lisa and Stasi moments this episode.
0:42.0	This is when they're sitting in Lisa's car in Sir Alley.
0:46.2	Lisa says she was gobsmacked to find out this news.
0:51.6	Stasi yet again says, I want to destroy her. I hate her so much. She goes,
0:57.9	why does she still work here? Meaning Kristen. And again, I feel like Lisa has to say this every episode.
1:04.3	She says, I cannot fire her because she hooked up with your ex. Yes. Even though Kristen was on the chopping block last episode,
1:13.9	Lisa was like, well, I'm really in a huge conundrum of whether or not I'm going to fire Kristen.
1:18.5	But in this episode, she states, I'm not firing Kristen for this.
1:22.9	Yeah.
1:23.6	Do you want, I wonder, I know, do you have to, I imagine you kind of really do you have to be
1:31.7	careful for the exact reason you terminate someone, right?
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