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Turtle Time

Amy and Riley in Outer Darkness (RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOA, and RHONY Recaps)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7603 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2023

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 11 finale party where a man wreaked havoc upon Kyle Chan's beautiful whiskey launch party, the further fall of RadHouse, Jax's new House of Villains show, Mauricio on Dancing with the Stars, and much more. (00:00 - 00:55:16) Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (00:55:20), RHOC (01:36:56), and RHOA (1:54:56), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY (02:17:24). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:07.0

Just raise your glasses

0:12.0

This one's we turn of time

0:17.0

Two little turtles have awoken, crying and naked in the moonlight.

0:23.6

They look upon a world torn with no sun to bear them sight.

0:29.0

A world shattered appears as they peek out from their den,

0:33.0

for it is the outer darkness in which Amy and Riley must descend.

0:37.9

This is Turtle Time, and my name is Riley Hamilton.

0:42.0

Oh, my God.

0:44.3

This is Amy.

0:45.7

You know me.

0:46.8

Yes.

0:47.9

Yes.

0:48.5

You must be going through something.

0:50.5

That was an interesting tome.

0:53.4

Well, here, just a little peek behind the curtain. Outer darkness,

0:58.1

you know, is that, is the fifth level of hell or whatever for Mormons. You remember? Heather,

1:02.8

Heather talks about that the worst thing you can do, the complete absence of, of like,

1:09.9

heaven is outer darkness. That's where, that's where bad

1:12.9

Mormons go. It's like Dante vibes. Total Dante vibes. It's a new different, it's layers of

1:18.4

purgatory, which I had never heard before. But in a season, I think season two, Heather describes

1:23.3

the levels. The ultimate goal is that you get your own planet populated with all of you.

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