the normal ones. Alaska. Alaska was sold to the United States from Russia. Do you know that?

So I'm going to say write-in campaign goes to Andrews Lee. He wins Alaska.

I had it written down as Kanye West because they were very impressed by his Bruce Jenner hologram.

And they want one of themselves.

If you don't know about Alaska, it's where freaks move.

Wait, did you say Bruce Jenner hologram?

Yeah.

No, he made a Robert Kardashian hologram.

Hey, he's Bruce Jenner to me.

Oh, no. That would be incredibly offensive.

This moment of delirium isn't just me podcasting for six hours.

It's like a culture war point I've been building up to over four years.

No, no.

That would be so funny if he made a hologram of like Bruce Jenner, the person that...

They're pre-transitioned.

He got it as a gift for Guy Lee for fucking Kim Kardashian.

He's just yelling at her to respect him as her real father.

Yeah.

It's like, I know you miss when she used to be Bruce Jenner.

So I got you.

I spent all this money on a holograms.

You can remember what she was like when she was bruce in alaska they get confused about

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