All right, let's go.

Nightmare visions of the accursed ritual by...

Why not?

Let's just say it's H.P. Lovecraft. All right, uh, HP Lovecraft-esque, scary story for Halloween.

I wrote a story about voting. It's called Nightmare Visions of the Accursed Ritual.

I'm going to walk my friends here through, uh, something very scary that they have to do this weekend.

That's a good name.

Thank you.

I stayed up all night writing a scary story.

Someone's got him.

The reason I wrote a scary story for Halloween is because I don't think we're going to have a Halloween this year,

or at least a lot of people aren't.

It's still kind of up in the air whether anything is going to happen in New York.

But it sounds like this is going to be one of the worst of all time,

when it could have been one of the best of all time.

It's happening on Saturday on daylight savings time with a full moon.

That is what we call a turkey in Halloween terms. That's a triple X.

That's what we call a dead turkey. That's all the things that could align up to make a good Halloween and we have to spend this shit inside.

So I wrote a scary story for our listeners to remind them not to vote or not to not vote just that it exists because it's also a thing that's happening right now.

So if you're listening at home,

I want you to play along with Anders and Alex here.

I want you to close your eyes and really immerse yourself in this walkthrough

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