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Pod Don't Lie

Stavros Halkias

Comedy, Professional, Sports & Recreation

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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An episode that is half diner talk and half an extended butt hole analogy
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0:00.0

They're talking basketball, they're fucking dumb mess shit, they're talking basketball, but they will make dumb mess jokes.

0:19.0

Hello everybody and welcome to POD Don't Lie with Sam and Stav. We're out here marching towards the fucking playoffs.

0:27.0

It's it's a beautiful time. Honestly, I'm having a great time basketball. There's something to pay attention to every night and right. It's kind of it's we're easing it's like we're easing into the playoffs. The nicks are still the fucking foreseed shouts out to the Indiana Pacers.

0:41.0

Even though even though there's reports that they were going to mutiny their bald ass coach Nate Nate Bjorkerin.

0:47.0

They they kept together and they we want the hawks to we want the hawks to win so the nicks get them in the first round. I don't get why the nicks are celebrating because now we're we were a half game if the if the hawks won they become the foreseed in that game.

1:02.0

I'd rather play the hawks without home court and play Miami or Boston honestly. Yeah, but there's still the hawks are still in front of the hawks have a two game lead over Boston and Miami and now we're one game ahead.

1:15.0

This is going to break just right baby. Don't you worry also hope we got a tough guy but you know what I think Boston fuck Miami.

1:22.0

I'm going to make a board statement right now. It makes lose a tough one to the nuggets. That was like it was common.

1:27.0

Okay. Yoke is really showed why he's he's the MVP this year because that was that was just we don't do well against bulky centers. We just don't like we get fucked up by big like we got a tight.

1:38.0

Little but hole and Yoke is just fucking slathered that fucking big Eastern European salami just absolutely wrecked our sphincters.

1:47.0

Nirlens is an incredible reproductive just one on one you just he's a shit. Yeah, he's not exactly Nirlens is a really tight but hole.

1:55.0

That's what he is. He's like yeah, it's like a type of we're like it's a nice but hole.

2:00.0

You can keep it can keep you can clench up and keep a lot of stuff out but when they're real fat they're but it's

2:06.0

it's Boston through Nirlens. He's springy. He's a lasting. He can bounce back.

2:13.0

He's like.

2:16.0

But yeah, he's like a what's there. How do you pronounce name a a sa Akira. I've only typed the name.

2:23.0

Yeah, I don't I've heard her name. I'm not familiar with the work. No, no, I know she is though. Yeah, yeah. Let's just say she can she can bounce back from a thick

2:34.0

yoke it's type situation getting getting put in there. That's what you need because yoke it's just fucked our he fucked us up.

2:42.0

Yeah, it was 24 in the first quarter is absurd. Yeah, a first he had a first quarter line that was like it would be a great game for most players.

2:51.0

Had a couple blogs. We looked exhausted though. Look, it's going to happen. It's a fucking long season and also they had just dropped that game to the

3:00.0

without LeBron, you know, they were coming off of an embarrassing loss. There's no way they're going to just now.

3:07.0

Did they have to fuck us that hard? No, they could. It was aggressive.

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