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Hey guys, welcome to episode 155 of Hippley Shorts.

It's us.

I'm gonna say no.

This will just boringly just go straight into the story.

Yeah, well no, it's a Wendy's a mofo out here.

It is Wendy.

Wow.

Hey, we got cool stuff for our microphone stands now.

Yeah, we feel like real professionals now.

I don't know why it took us so long to do it, because these things were like

$12 a piece.

No, I got him perj for Christmas, because that's what he requested.

But that's pretty cool actually.

Yeah, the scissors clamp on microphone stands so that we can, you know,

they get the little arms on them so we can move them in front of our face like professional DJs.

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