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Hey, here Tim, I discuss an immortality. Location's with a dark past.

History that comes to life. You've been with a max for every thing to go from midnight.

Hope a thank you if you buy yourself these two ahead.

Turn it on to life. Fix it in a little comedy to make sure it all fits in.

Just write, and welcome to the Hugh Billy Horror Store.

Now here's your home. Carry his friends, huh?

Hand the store, me.

Hey guys, welcome to episode 284 of Hugh Billy Horror Stories.

I'm Jerry. And I'm Tracy.

We hope you had a good Christmas if you celebrate Christmas.

Yeah, and now I'm sad.

Because it's over. I know. When you go to the stores and you see everything's half off, it's like,

oh, that's it. It's done.

So sad. But I hope you guys had a great, great Christmas with family and friends.

Yeah, we want to think of all of our military and civil servants all over the world, no matter which country you represent.

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