You're going to. Oh, Hello Professor Matthew Brown is Professor

Kavna and we are here for Decoding the Guru's

Gourometer episode and for people who don't normally join us for this this is usually a

patron bonus but we're gonna release it on the main feed as a little apology for the delay in releasing the main episode.

And what we do here is we use the highly developed rigorous science of gouromedy,

gouromatry, created and perfected really by Matt and I to quantify scientifically

to very fine points of discernment the exact guru properties of the

gurus that we've looked at on the episodes and we do this by scoring them on

10 characteristics which we think are quite common amongst girls.

And what do you think about that, Matt?

Was that an accurate description of what the grammar is for and does?

Yeah, very good description.

I mean, people can be misled by the name.

It sounds kind of steampunkish.

Gives the impression of that there's some sort of rotary mechanisms at play but actually it's a very precise

instrument and where we can put very exact numerical scores on each of these

domains that we think are associated with this phenomena, this complex that we call

Guruness. Yeah, yeah and like I hope, Matt, you know, people know, right, that the tongue is in the cheek.

I'll just, just in case, you know, sometimes you need to signal to people online.

The tongue is it a cheek.

It's not a precise answer.

We know.

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