[Patreon Preview] Ep 9.5 Bloody Mary & Bloody Mary: Last Round
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2021
⏱️ 11 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | One more drink. One more drink. You know in the morning for sure we go stink. One more round. One more round. |
| 0:14.0 | It's five o'clock and you're pricks, the barkeep round. This is what we do. Catch up for a few. |
| 0:24.0 | We'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. Talk some shit and then we'll sleep to two. |
| 0:34.0 | Oh, hey, hey, here we are folks. Patreon coming at you. The real fans in on the ground floor. |
| 0:42.0 | Thanks for coming. Thanks for the emails to enjoy all the bits off camera for a second. Greg, you're all though. |
| 0:48.0 | If you haven't heard of shit, man, damn. |
| 0:50.0 | Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We can spout off those bits. I wonder if there's other comics out there who can do that with Jeraldo. |
| 0:56.0 | I mean, we just did 13 Jeraldo bits work for work. The sick freedom Roy won because you know, he just died. |
| 1:02.0 | But like the bit about the gay lion tamer who hooked up with another gay lion tamer like that's brilliant. |
| 1:08.0 | And the fact that we all miss that premise and it was right there in front of us. You're like, God damn. |
| 1:14.0 | I know, even he made the little silly shit funny too. Like he's like America or obsessed with food. We're so everything we make into a food item. Your house burns on fire. |
| 1:22.0 | Mmm, marshmallows. |
| 1:24.0 | That's so good. Yeah, he's so good. He was so good at being silly, but then also, you know, having brilliant social commentary. |
| 1:33.0 | I mean, the one about Kim Jong-un, how short do you have to beat up a Napoleon complex in North Korea? Like holy shit. That's like, that's as good a political one liner as I've ever heard. |
| 1:43.0 | You know, completely. And again, just sitting right there. Nobody touched it. We're all just like, he's got a haircut. He's cute, but that was such a smart way to go with it. |
| 1:50.0 | So good. So, so good. I mean, he would have been great at like Twitter and shit too. |
| 1:55.0 | Oh, yeah. Think about like headburg on Twitter. |
| 1:58.0 | I mean, yeah, he built for that. Him, Stephen Wright. Yeah. Amazing. And that was just all tweets. Rice is great when you're hungry for 2,000 of something. That's a perfect tweet. |
| 2:08.0 | But then, but it's all it's that much better because we know his cadence. So it's not a great tweet without without his without knowing his standup. So his standup makes us so much better. |
| 2:18.0 | Good point. |
| 2:19.0 | Should we read a couple emails? |
| 2:21.0 | Yeah, we got a ton here. My, my mom's actually waiting for her laptop, but I told her, hey, sit down sister. We got work to do. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Sam Morril and Mark Normand, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Sam Morril and Mark Normand and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

