Ep 10: Tito's Soda & Casamigos Soda
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2021
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | One more drink, one more drink, you know in the morning for sure we both stink. |
| 0:10.0 | One more round, one more round, it's five o'clock and you're pricks, the barkeep round. |
| 0:19.0 | This is what we do, catch up for a few, we'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. |
| 0:29.0 | Yo, we're here, baby. Good to see you. Good to see you, man. It's been a minute. I gotta, I gotta. |
| 0:42.0 | What's the word confess last week? I was so fucking hungover. I felt like I slacked off. I didn't bring the heat. |
| 0:49.0 | So tonight I snorted some matter all. I did some emergency. I'm ready. |
| 0:55.0 | I mean, I'm so glad you said that because I might be slack in this episode, man. |
| 1:00.0 | And first of all, I didn't notice you slack and you're always hilarious on this, but I was, I was fucking, I'm dying right now. |
| 1:07.0 | I am. I did like a pinch of vodka in this giant soda, just because like I don't want to be a douche. Yeah. God damn dude. I'm. |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah, yeah. I can see it. You got the, you got the pale going. By the way, I love booze and a kids cup. That's the ultimate sadness. |
| 1:24.0 | Might as well go sippy at that point. That's the key on a sippy cup. |
| 1:28.0 | I do realize I gotta step it up with like wine glasses and martini glasses, but like fuck man, there's something about, there's something about a dumb kids glass and getting fucked up combining like childhood nostalgia with a drug. |
| 1:40.0 | It is. It's so true. I mean, Gaffkin had that great joke. He's like something about the container. Like you got a guy drinking a wine glass with red wine. You're like, Hey, but if you're like, Hey, refill my yachtsy shaker. |
| 1:52.0 | Oh, this guy's messed up. They don't make a crack pipe with crusty, the clown on it. |
| 1:57.0 | Good point. Yeah. It's true. It's weird how that we're like, it's, isn't it weird how the carton or the container makes it look like if you drink whiskey important or rocks glass, that's fine. |
| 2:08.0 | But if you drink it out of the bottle, you look like a psycho and a sandwich ice cream out of the carton. You're golden. I mean, you're, you're a weirdo, but out of the bowl, you're great. |
| 2:17.0 | I do ice cream out of the carton all the time. I mean, I do it too, but I'm just saying if you put ice cream in a bowl, you look like a better citizen. |
| 2:25.0 | Yeah, awesome. Here's I'll say this so too with like booze. You're drinking, you're drinking shitty ass bourbon. If you're, if you're down to just like backwash that ship back in there. |
| 2:35.0 | But yeah, it is like a look thing. Like in the, in the, in the pint of ice cream, you're like, all right, this ice cream is just like an intimate snack now. Like it's like you're alone at home. |
| 2:45.0 | Where's like booze? You're like, oh, I'm, I can't wait to pour into a glass. I don't know why, but you're 10 times sadder. |
| 2:52.0 | That's what it is. You couldn't take the time to put the ice cream in the bowl. You had to have it right then. That's how much of an addict you are or same with the alcohol. |
| 3:00.0 | Yeah, that's interesting. I never, I was never an addict. I guess when you're a kid, I mean, you'll do 40s and should. |
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