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We Might Be Drunk

[Patreon Preview] Ep 65.5: Spiderman

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2022

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

All right, what do you got Vic a rate my joke guys? I have a headache. I have all I have the headaches of an NBA player

0:06.7

But not the skills I've kids a baby

0:09.4

Baby mama and backed up child support when it comes to tax time. I feel like an NFL quarterback every year. I get intercepted

0:16.5

Hey, all right premise is strong

0:19.6

Yeah, I like the first part. Yeah, um about like I give all the problems of an NBA player, but you don't have

0:26.8

The skills of the money. Yeah

0:29.4

It's kind of like well those are the important parts. Mm-hmm. Yeah, right? It's like

0:34.0

Hmm, I had a bit of my my opener and my out-to-lunch special is I'm I think I'm autistic, but just the bad parts

0:40.4

I got none of the smarts and I can't count the toothpicks on the floor, but I'm a you know, whatever

0:45.8

Give you a lousy hug now. Give you a bad hug. Yeah, I'm distant. I give you a bad

0:50.2

He's that and he's like the right word like what do you so you have all these you have all this stuff that you don't want?

0:56.4

Yeah, you're like man. I uh, I should be more specific when I wish I could be like an NBA player

1:02.4

Right, I'm like I meant jump and dribble

1:06.0

I didn't mean

1:08.6

Forget the pull out. Yeah, I'm not a real job. What is with people not being able to pull out? What's up with the pull out game?

1:15.2

What what no way that what's up with people just never wearing condoms and

1:20.3

Just knocks up and you're like what do you do like I work condoms? They work. I gotta tell you. Yeah

1:26.0

I mean, I know broken condoms happen, but like what are we doing here? Yeah, and it's fun to jizz places, you know, like you should you should be looking

1:32.8

Board of that. Yeah, the boss the aquarium laces

1:37.4

Well, you got this it's like an added thing the stomach face

1:41.0

Peter's just pointed to my hand

1:45.2

That too

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