We might be drunk, we might be drunk

As long as we are hanging out, you know we might be drunk

Raise a glass, let's talk shit

A peeps, wrecks and a bib, maybe drunk

We might be drunk, yeah

Hey folks, here we are, we might be drunk, we're here, we're queer

And Sam's making some cheer, we got Sam a rill on the blower

And our pal, you know him, you love him

Chrissy D, Christus Devano, Chrissy Bitchips, call him what you will, how are you, Chris?

What's up everybody, how you doing?

You look sharp, you look sexy, you look shiny

Yeah, but you know it is, here's the slime I am

It's like you think that it's like this nice, you know, expensive outfit

The jackets from H&M, the jeans are all navy

And I'm wearing a Budweiser shirt

So I'm all about hiding it

You look like Tom Hardy or some shit

Really? Yeah, you look good as shit

I think Tom Hardy's the, I think, here's what I'll say about Tom Hardy

He's the actor, because you know everyone says like, oh, if I was drunk like I'd hook up with this guy

Even though I'm not gay, like Tom Hardy's the closest guy I'd hook up with where I'm not drunk

I wouldn't need to, I do it sober in front of my family

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