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We were just talking about like how when we pitched these shows, these, uh, these some of these network people look at us like, who are you? And we're like, oh man, we're the one who's not making dog shit.

You look like I look at your catalog and I'm like, you should be ashamed. Yeah. Also, I'm the one who's not going to be replaced in six months.

Right. Peace of flaming dog shit here, here. I know. And they, they preach all this shit about this and that. And you're like, you guys are all clueless.

Why are you telling? I'm out in the field every night. I'm out in the clubs and doing the road. I know all the funny people. You don't know anything.

Exactly. You're a lot of this. I don't know this will work. I've tried this joke every night for the last year. It works.

I know. I know. I'm actually we tested this more than you could possibly tested any other way. That's really what it's all about about like making it is just let me do my thing and get out of my way.

It's not even like I need to be rich and famous and have a private jet. It's like I just need to make shit and get you idiots. You guys are an obstacle.

I'm happy to never sell a thing ever again in my life. Because I look at it and I'm like, I'll make money on the road. I'll be fine. Like I'm not worried about that. It's it's more just like without the internet though.

You say that now, but we have the internet. Thank God for the internet going away. No, I'm just saying like before it was that it was them or nothing.

I know, but they're thank God. It's like exposed them as who they are and that we could make special specials on YouTube and stuff like that. I mean, the industry has a purpose. They've helped us in some way.

Sure. You know, like grateful for the people at Comedy Central. I wish they weren't a part of Icom. Yeah.

You know, these legal fucking dipshits were like, what if we put 900 ads on your special? I know. Well, I feel like less people are going to watch.

Yeah, I had every 30 seconds. But that's just me. Right. You know, somebody watches stuff. Yeah.

Uh, an every man. Yeah. Yeah. But the feet doing theaters. I feel like is a good microcosm of the whole business. Like you go to a comedy club.

They got a paper half the room because you didn't sell out. So now they got to sell chicken wings. They got to sell tons of drinks. They got to sell French fries and all this shit because they need money. Then you go to theaters and you sell it out because they're there to see you and there's no chicken wings.

There's no check spot. There's no, there's like one beer or two, but you make the money on sales. And I feel like that's a microcosm of the whole business.

The comedy central is like, we'll make money off the guy's ads. But you're like, yeah, we want eyeballs though. We want to sell out on the road and have people see it.

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