We might be drunk. We might be drunk. As long as we are hanging out, you know, we might be drunk. Raise a glass. Let's talk shit and peeves, wrecks, and a bib. Maybe drunk. We might be drunk. Yeah.

Ha! Hey, here we are folks. We might be drunk. What's shaking?

Good to see you, man. You too. It's summertime. It's boiling hot out there in Manhattan.

Are you doing spots in shorts later? No, I got a fucking tuxedo in my book bag there. But no, I got jeans in a t-shirt.

But I was wearing shorts all day and then you put on jeans. It's one of these, these months, you need a shower, right when you leave the house. It's a lot of shower.

I hate it. And then you kind of overshoepe. Yes, now you're dry and flaky. I hate it.

Thank God we're whiter. We'd be ashy. No offense to the Jewish people. But, uh, wow, I got an offensive black joke and an offensive Jew joke in there.

Sorry.

You know, I think we're on a show that later than I together stand. Yeah, I'm on that one. Oh, that's usually pretty good. All right.

Yeah, yeah. Uh, what was I going to say? Oh, yeah, they say that that crime rises with the heat.

Why is that? Well, I think you're agitated. I think people are worked up like every do the right thing and all these movie like dog day afternoon. It's always like a heat wave, you know, or what's the son of Sam heat wave.

Interesting. Yeah, maybe places like Alaska just have lower crime rates.

Oh, the shorts got a very high crime rate. Yeah, and it snows there. Yeah, good point. I don't know. Yeah, nine shootings in 24 hours on July 4th.

Crazy. Crazy. And it sucks because the fireworks confuse you. That's true. Yeah, it's annoying. Right, right. And the pets hate it.

The pets hate it. My cat is on edge. My cat's like a method. It's like a non non vet.

It's annoying. I was in the village. And I'm leaving the seller. And it do just shoot. They're like shooting out fireworks. Yeah. They're like, oh, it was hit me. What?

People got blinded that way. Wow. I can then the park right out of Ben Speed, Saria. What? Damn. They were screaming. I'm like, what the hell out of here?

What was it? A bottle rocket? A wrong camera? I couldn't differentiate. Yeah, such a city guy all the way. We had bottle rockets out there.

It was. Oh, my God. Yeah. We would hold Roman canals, try to shoot each other. We're any of the kids' assholes where they would like be like, I like they try to fuck with you.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then there was always a one kid with one finger missing and it was one kid.

Did you have a friend with him? It seems. Oh, for sure. For sure. One kid I knew would pop him in his mouth. Kids were nuts. It was the 80s.

But yeah, good time. One time a kid through a like a cherry bomb at me. And I couldn't get out of the way. And I remember it.

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